THE
BLOBZENEGGER
Go to the f***ing gym!
An app for anyone who wants to get (and stay) fit.
Build your training plan →📱 App coming soon to iOS & Android
One creature. Its destiny in your hands.
Blobzenegger's entire existence depends on you training. He's your gains, made visible.
Show up, he grows
Skip, he becomes a potato
Vanish... and he dies
Get a training plan from Blob's coach
Not sure where to start? Five taps, one minute, and you get a week-by-week plan with the why behind every exercise — print it, or load it in the blobzenegger app.
WHAT'S THE GOAL? · PICK ANY
DAYS A WEEK
HOW LONG PER SESSION?
WHERE ARE YOU AT?
WHAT CAN YOU USE?
Optional — helps the coach tailor this. Skip anything you'd rather not share.
AGE
HEIGHT
WEIGHT
SEX
ANY INJURIES THE COACH SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? · OPTIONAL0/500
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, REALLY? · OPTIONAL0/200
Free · no signup · takes ~30 seconds